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| "People who work at Google are all millionaires who play volleyball all day?
Probably false. Despite the company's laid-back style and headquarters that include a beach volleyball court, exercise gym and free candy, Google stock would not be selling for about $400 a share if all who work there did nothing all day long but count their money. With that said, it is true that about 1,000 of the 3,000 employees working at company headquarters did become millionaires when Google went public." | | |
| This is really funny if you are bored and need something to read.
"David Letterman's lawyers are urging officials in New Mexico to drop a bizarre restraining order granted to a woman who claims the US chat show host has been using code words to woo her on his late-night program. In a request filed on December 15, Colleen Nestler of Santa Fe, New Mexico, claimed Letterman uses a secret dialogue to express his desire to marry her and train her as a host on his show. She alleges Letterman has forced her into bankruptcy and caused her "sleep deprivation" and "mental anguish." Nestler claims the TV personality also employs gestures and "eye expressions" to convey his desires for her. Legal papers, reveal Nestler began sending Letterman "thoughts of love" in 1993 and that he responded in code words and gestures, asking her to meet him in New York City. She insists the talk show king even asked her to be his wife, saying, "Marry me, Oprah" on one show - she claims Oprah was one of many code names for her. The temporary order, which Nestler is seeking to have made permanent, states Letterman must stay at least three yards away from her and not "think of me, and release me from his mental harassment and hammering." But Letterman's legal team has urged District Judge Daniel Sanchez to overturn the order, claiming it is without merit. The judge has set a January 12 hearing, where he'll consider granting Nestler a permanent order. It is not known why Nestler is seeking the restraining order." | | |
| The last line could be the killer, but I hope it works out. Whew.
"Emmy-winning comedy ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT is set to be saved by US TV networks Showtime and ABC, after being dropped by Fox.
Executives at Showtime and ABC are reportedly in early talks to pick up the series, after bosses at Fox decided to cancel it last month (NOV05) because of consistently low ratings.
The show, starring JASON BATEMAN, JEFFREY TAMBOR, PORTIA DE ROSSI, JESSICA WALTER and WILL ARNETT, won over critics when it debuted in 2003, but never attracted large viewer numbers - even after scooping an Emmy in 2004.
Official talks have yet to take place with either of the interested networks."
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| This skit reminds me of girls in Oklahoma. Now, I don't want to generalize. So not all girls in Oklahoma are like this, but an overwhelming amount are.... check it out...
click here.
You just want to slap them. | | |
| Prediction of the Best Film of the year: Munich
I'll even bet on it. | | |
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